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Jenifer needs…

Posted by Jen on October 24th, 2005

Okay, I never do these things, but this one seemed fun. Following Steve’s lead, I did the following: Google “[your name] needs” (include the quotes) and list the 10 best matching results. I decided to use my full name Jenifer (with one n) because it is a little more unique. Here is what I apparently need:

  1. Jenifer needs to stay out of foul trouble.
  2. Jenifer needs to examine her heart.
  3. Jenifer needs the spot kept warm.
  4. Jenifer needs to sign it.
  5. Jenifer needs to use his senior leadership to do what they came so close to accomplishing last year.
  6. Jenifer needs to find the right producer.
  7. Jenifer needs to move on.
  8. Jenifer needs to help Keven with his bugspray.
  9. Jenifer needs to understand that he can be a very valuable player on this team.
  10. Jenifer needs to do some hard core promoting if she wants to stay in buisness much longer.

    11. That was lots of fun! :)

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14 Responses to “Jenifer needs…”

  1. jenjenners Says:
    August 4th, 2008 at 10:55 pm

    Hey! Me too–another Jenifer here googling ‘Jenifer Needs’. LOL

  2. Jenifer M Says:
    July 13th, 2008 at 3:07 pm

    lol. the Jenifer’s unite!!!!!
    i was looking up “Jenifer needs” too!!! hehehe =]

  3. Jenifer V Says:
    May 7th, 2008 at 2:29 am

    hahha, i was googleing “jenifer needs” also (for myspace), yea i hate that my name gets spelt wrong all the time, all my awards growing up, my diploma, teachers writing it on the board, people putting my name in there phones…and so forth im pretty sure you all understand, i got mine spelt like this because my mom said if i was kidnapped or lost my name would be rare and id stick out when i said my name was with 1 “n” (weird i know, i dont understand how id be found faster) and i hate it when i go to the bank or something and i say jenifer with one n and they go”one n and 2 f’s?) (did i SAY 2 f’s?) anyways im gonna finish my myspace survey :-)

  4. Jeniffer Yuan Says:
    May 3rd, 2008 at 2:21 am

    ah. jenifer’s
    i have one ‘n’ too!!

    but i’ve got two f’s

    srys lol

  5. Jenifer Arnold Says:
    August 1st, 2007 at 5:53 pm

    Holy friggin crap dude man dude man. I was looking up ‘Jenifer Needs’ in google too.
    Didn’t realize how many other totally awesome people there are out there.
    We rule.

    One n’ !! Boo Ya!

    -Procrastinators unite!!! …… tomarrow.-

  6. Jenifer Noel Says:
    June 27th, 2007 at 4:01 pm

    “I like the name Natalie”
    “hmmmm”.. thinks my mom… “I was opting for something
    a little more… popular”

    “Well I want something ORIGINAL” replies my dad (a Dutch man)….

    “Let’s name her Jennifer with one N….” They decide….

    And so it was….

    I do love the one N… makes me feel
    somewhat special… but it does add to the irritation
    of having such a common name… having to
    put additional emphasis on the whole thing

    :) :) :)

  7. jenifer Smith Says:
    June 20th, 2007 at 12:27 pm

    i used to get upset when i saw someone else with the 1 n. silly i know but i thought i was sooooo original lol! well, when i was in 7th grade my name was called over the loud speaker to go to the principals office. omg, what did i do? NOTHIN! there was another girl in the school named Jenifer Smith! what are the odds?! like all the other 1 n jenifers my name is constantly misspelled. i think i am used to it by now. the only thing that really gets me now is nobody believes me when i tell them my name (first and last) cause its so generic. thanks mom! i love you! oh and my family also regularly spells it with 2 n’s and i am 26 yrs old lol

  8. Jenifer Rodriguez Says:
    June 16th, 2007 at 2:58 pm

    HI!! My name is with on ‘n’ too haha… Jenifer’s with one n are the best ever!! well as for my family members (except my parents) they butcher the spelling all the time lol… it’s ok though i have had my name spelled Jennifer, Jenniffer, and Jeniffer it’s quit funny… I though it was funny when i came across these blogs…. take care!!

  9. Jenifer Says:
    June 14th, 2007 at 8:29 am

    I too have the name “Jenifer”. But the funny thing about it is that I was born “Jennifer”. When I was about 14/15 I had my name legally changed to “Jenifer” so I could be different thinking no one else would have this name! Psh, so much for that! But I love having it different than most, but yes it’s a pain when you have to tell ppl. how to spell it, most of the time I just let it slip by! =]

  10. Jenifer Says:
    June 8th, 2007 at 8:29 am

    Hi,
    Another Jenifer with one “n”. Found you the same way as the others…… googling Jenifer needs haha, didn’t realize there were so many of us. I saw a book once written by a jenifer Walters and shthat is the only other time i’ve seen someone with my name. did you here about the lady that went all over the US meeting all the other women with her exact name? (first and last) funny.
    I love being Jenifer, but really it’s such a pain that everyone always spells my name wrong. and I can never find pre-made name tags for anything. hahaha

  11. Jenifer Says:
    May 18th, 2007 at 9:20 pm

    Wow — I came across your blog when Googling “Jenifer needs”, just like someone else did! And my name is also spelled with only one “n”…I blame my parents.
    Seriously, though, I think it was a mistake. Apparently, the singular “n” phenom took my Dad some “getting used to”. I say this because I found an old picture of me when I was, oh, about 18 months old, and my wonderful Dad had written my name on the back as such: Jennifer. How d’ya like them apples?!?!? (^_^)
    I love Mom & Dad! (^_^)

  12. Jenifer Says:
    November 6th, 2006 at 1:52 pm

    hey, i’m trying to do the same thing and i got your page as the first thing! have you heard of a movie called Jenifer???? i saw it at tower reccords and it was hilarious! its about this girl Jenifer, who was tortured or something, but it turns out she’s a carnal being not from this world and a bunch of other stuff, didn’t buy the movie but it was fun reading about a movie with my name, or our name i should say.

  13. Jenifer Says:
    July 11th, 2006 at 11:06 am

    my name has one N too!! just thought u should no… prob the best name every!!! enjoy!!

  14. Jenifer Hulburt Says:
    March 30th, 2006 at 3:30 pm

    I have a husband Steve too, we are Steve and Jenifer (yes with 1 ‘n’ too). I came across your page when I was told to search in google for ‘Jenifer needs’ and see what came up. I just wanted to say, I really enjoyed looking. I expecially liked the ‘revenge on the timer switch’ thing you had. That was fun! Anyway, Have a great day!