Alright, I usually don’t do these things, but this one seems harmless enough. Following Megan’s lead, I did the following: Google “[your name] needs” (include the quotes) and list the 10 best matching results. So, without further ado, here is what I apparently need:

1. Steve needs a doctor.
2. Steve Needs You! (as in, Steve needs your support).
3. Steve needs you (as in, If you are a women and you like to play Ultimate).
4. Steve needs to hurry up! This isn’t nap time.
5. Steve needs a new v8-pack function.
6. Steve thinks it might be birds though, but he needs some sort of rodent guy to come out.
7. Steve quietly mentioned that a critical need for adult diapers had arisen.
8. Steve needs to hire more sales people.
9. Steve needs a hand carrying it all to the bank.
10. Steve needs to deliver the Keynote at San Francisco this year.

And as a bonus, here’s the 11th thing I need (which couldn’t be more true):

11. Steve needs to shave.

Imagine that! This Steve needs a lot of the same things I do!

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